Search For Sexy Things Online Without Getting Caught With Your Pants Down

Want to search for sexy things online but don’t want to get caught with your pants down? Solo sex is wonderful and often we need some help to get turned on or simply know the best ways. There are words you can type on the search boxes. Savvy words that will give you your desired search results, without really typing the exact words or term. checkout the list below from Cosmo!

Pron
Girl, we know you love your lady porn (and why shouldn’t you?). If your man comes across this one in your history, he’ll probably just think it’s a new hair tool he’s never heard of.

Mamada
Another cool trick is to look up a naughty word in another language. Google imaging “mamada” (It’s Spanish for blow job) turns up some very NSFW pictures.

Pnis
Hey, sometimes you feel like eyeballing a little baloney pony. Eliminate the “e” in penis and suddenly it looks like just some random acronym. If anyone asks, you were searching for the “Polish National Integrative Society” or, um, whatever.

Seks
So, you and your man are spending the weekend at your parents’ house…and forced to sleep in separate rooms. Yeah, no wonder you’re craving a little solo pleasure inspiration. If your mom sees the word seks in your search history, it won’t raise any alarm bells—it sounds like the name of a trendy new sushi restaurant.

RSS Sex Position
Putting a naughty term in an RSS aggregator, like Google Reader or Feedly, can help you leap over any pesky filters. Because you’re linking to the site via a second-party Web site, the system might not register it as a forbidden term.

D1ck
Subbing in a number for a letter circumvents filtered internet access, so if you’re using public wireless that restricts what you search, type in something like 0ral s3x instead. For all they know, it could be some kind of html coding mechanism.

Get more of these at Cosmopolitan.com!

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