Skip to content

Sex Themed Christmas Presents For Him

no comments | Blog, Others

Wanting to give your sweetheart the best and the sexiest gift this holiday season? Found an awesome article from  that features some of the most seductive and enticing sex themed Christmas presents for your guys.  Check them out below and choose what kind of present you will love to give him this Christmas.

Sex Themed Christmas Presents For Him

The “12 Lays of Christmas” Pack of Gum

OK, so technically a 12-pack of gum in a plastic-bubble pack is, what, a buck? But you probably have one lying around anyway. Grab it and then print out these instructions (from the blog Love, Actually) on what exactly you have in store for your partner over the next week and a half.

A Sultry Striptease

Have a shot of whiskey-spiked eggnog, cue up your MP3 player’s speakers, plant him in a chair opposite you, and give him the dance of his life.

A Plain Old Gift Certificate for Sex (redeemable anytime)

Talk about cheap: You can literally make a sex gift certificate using the back of an envelope, newsprint, spare wrapping paper… whatever you have lying around. Because once he reads what’s involved, all he’ll remember is the message, not the medium.

“Housewife” for a Night

Do a quick check of the pantry and find the ingredients for a batch of brownies or other baked treat, then surprise him with your homemade goodies… and you, wearing an apron, heels and perhaps nothing else. He’ll get a kick out of being serviced, so to speak, and it’s fun to playact.

Shoot a Series of Racy Photos — for his eyes only

Everyone can look like a model by snapping self-portraits with the myriad of camera apps available for download. Even if you’re shy about showing your face, try focusing on a piece of out-of-place lace, a high-class heel mere seconds from dropping to the floor or a shot of crossed curvaceous thighs. (Just don’t accidentally upload them to Facebook.)

X-rated Skype Session

We love Skype for many reasons, but at the top of our list is the fact that it’s free. For this gift, you’re the girl on film, and he’s the lucky viewer, whether he’s on a work trip or in the next room. Treat him to a full-on virtual sex session, or just flash him some carefully selected body parts and your naughtiest poses. For him, it’ll be like a skin flick coming to life — and better yet, he’ll come home to you in the flesh later.

Read more at!
“image is a copyrighted photo of model(s)”

Google+ Comments

About the Author

Penelope Pardee Guide for BEST COUPONS for Adam and Eve

I'm Penelope and I'm living a sexy lifestyle. Help me out by buying something at and use my offer code PENELOPE to enjoy great discounts and awesome offers! :)

Spread The Love, Share Our Article

  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Newsvine
  • RSS
  • StumbleUpon
  • Twitter

Related Posts

There are no related posts on this entry.


There are no comments on this entry.


There are no trackbacks on this entry.

Add a Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.