Call Me or Die

How’s your weekend readers? Mine was great. I spent time with my new boyfriend, but I’ll talk about it later. Yesterday, I also had a chance to bond with my roommate and all we did were watch DVDs, eat, talk, read mags, and listen to the recent stories I got! As I’ve been saying for weeks, I’m creating this podcast that I will most probably launch on February! I’m very excited about it and even more excited about sharing it with you guys!

So! If you have any sex experiences that you’ve been keeping for long time just because you can’t tell anyone about it, I’m the right person to call! Just dial (213) 784-9600 and tell me about it! Don’t worry, the world may know about it, but you don’t really have to tell your name! I’m waiting!

Lol. I obviously got the title from funnyordie.com 😛

And please don’t forget to visit Adam & Eve and use my name as offer code, that’s PENELOPE of course, to get 50% discount, free shipping and a mystery gift!

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